Snyder’s cut Justice League — is lame when there’s a real justice league you can join
WE ARE RECRUITING NOW
As I scan the morning “news” headlines on The NY Times, The Guardian and The Santa Fe New Mexican, I came across what is clearly a priority in this era of colliding crises. It’s not updates on a COVID-19 vaccine, support for the newly jobless or development of a medicare-for-all plan. It’s the earth-shattering news about Justice League.
Zack Snyder’s Justice League, lovingly referred to by fans as the “Snyder Cut”, in an upcoming director’s cut of the 2017 American superhero film Justice League. We will finally see what the original director (who dropped out for personal reasons and was replaced by Avengers film director Josh Whedon) originally wanted. The truth—Snyder’s truth—must be revealed to a horde of desperate fans. In a pandemic. And economic free fall.
Yes, Snyder’s Justice League — with Wonder Woman, Batman, Superman, the Flash, Cyborg and Aquaman (neutered on dry land but looking super buff) — will once again smash through endless plot holes to save the world from the catastrophic threat of the CGI villain Steppenwolf and his army of Parademons. Only this time, Superman’s cape is black. Epic!
Snyder announced that his cut would be released as Zack Snyder’s Justice League on HBO Max in mid-2021 (assuming humans, electricity and HBO still exist, of course).
2021 is an eternity away. While Zack is busy in the editing booth, you might be interested to learn that another Justice League is forming. No, it’s not a sequel or reboot or prequel.
Survive Alive Squad
The Justice League-like team, called the Survive Alive Squad, are real people with superhuman abilities, joining together to ensure that we survive amid colliding crises on planet earth. Their mission: ensure that the five vital services for survival exist in each city and town.
The Survive Alive Squad: 5 Superheroes
Dr. Curefullio: With the power to sense where healers are needed and the power to call them forth
Empathico: With the power to predict trauma and sense fear along with the power to create a seamless system of super caring support
Kornucopia: With the power to sense hunger and mobilize humans to create systems of food security
Shelter Mastero: With the power to see human fragility and homelessness and build a coalition to end housing insecurity
Transportutti: With the power to bring together brilliant minds to invent new systems of transport to serve all who need it
The Survive Alive Squad is joined by Thrive Masters. Thrive Masters work to ensure that the five services for thriving exist in each city and town. Together, ten superheroes join forces to ensure every human is protected and empowered.
Thrive Masters: 5 Superheroes
MapaMagica: With the power to sense when a parent is in trouble and create a cadre of super allies to solve to any problem
YoungMinder: With the power to scan and see where early childhood learning programs are needed and form super teams to create them
Transformo: With the power to transform regular schools into fully resourced community schools with his superpals
Mentorzilla: With the power to scan and sense where children need mentors and put out the call for super mentors
Captain Werx: With the power to create training for jobs — and jobs — through mind melding with her minion of superbrained entities
A Near Impossible Mission
The ten superheroes, who all have regular day jobs just like you, are committed to creating a world where everyone can soar, free from crises. Survive Alive Squad and Thrive Masters empower our youth, parents, grandparents, teachers, social workers, healthcare providers and all those committed to a future where each child’s safety and success is society’s highest priority. The superheroes won’t rest until the ten vital services for surviving and thriving are accessible to 100% of residents in each county, city and town. (This is something Superman never even attempted.)
In a Multiverse, Not a Multiplex, Near You
And it’s not just one Justice League-like team forming to save the world. Through the power of interdimensional travel to parallel worlds (see: Spiderman into the Spider-verse), there are many Survive Alive Squad and Thrive Master teams forming as you read this. There is a ten superhero team for each of the nation’s 3000+ counties—protecting, empowering and serving all the cities and communities within county borders. And fighting off the hideous villains who are far from CGI.
An Almost Unbeatable Foe
There is much work to be done as the two entities for good battle their fiercest foe, the giant mutant three-headed hydras of apathy, envy and fear. Compared to the devious and powerful hydras, the Parademons are pussycats.
Coming Soon vs. Recruiting now.
As you wait for the mind-blowing “Snyder cut” to stream in (and never get those four hours back), you can join forces with a real Justice League-like force to save your corner of the universe from the colliding crises and powermad hydras. Unmissable!
*The future is what we make it. Join the evolution.
Please excuse any typos as I construct an article at 3am on only one cup of Joe. These stories are mine and mine alone. I do not represent any organization here. If one of my illustrations looks like a real human or three-headed hydra, that’s total coincidence. Words and images ©Dominic Cappello but share with everyone you know. Questions? The Plan Forward awaits you here: www.tenvitalservices.org